Song Parody of Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Muh, muh, muh, mah
Muh, muh, muh, mah
Muh, muh, muh, mah
Muh, muh, muh, mah
I want to smoke them like they do in new Orleans
Smoke them, grab them, lick them, taste them, come and play with me (I love it)
Guns ammunition protect from zombies at the start
But once I have you smoked I will eat out all of your heart
Chorus
Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oooooh
Won't see me coming
Until you are yelling
Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oooooh
Won't see me coming
Until you are yelling
Can't see my, can't see my,
No you can't see my smoker face (he is gonna kill somebody)
Can't see my, can't see my,
No you can't
~Left 2 Love~ OC!Hunter X Reader 1 by sy62697, literature
Literature
~Left 2 Love~ OC!Hunter X Reader 1
Author Notes:
-Alright! Part 1 of this small L4D reader insert series! ^^ This is the actual first chapter of this series, and the first two chapters will go as the entire day with Devin as he **SPOILER!!!** changes into a Hunter.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Left 4 Dead or the games’ characters! I ONLY own the plot!
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The night had proven quite warm despite the distance between Devin and I; I blame the thick padding of the sleeping bag. I had fallen asleep instantly in the night, not waking until later in the morning. I was without a watch or clock, so I had no idea of what time it could be; all I knew was that it was not noon yet.
Shim
At the red base on the red side of the canyon.
"Yea in Hawaii i had a girlfriend her name was Josephine she was brunet with a pretty nice pair" Said Grif
"She sounds pretty cute, what color were her eyes grif?" Simmons asked
"She had white murky eyes." He answered
"Um . . . . was she blind grif." The maroon soldier asked
"Yea she was still very pretty" he answered
"Well that explains how you got a girlfriend" Sarge scoffed
"Well at least I'm not a nerd like Simmons over here i doubt he even ever had a girlfriend"
"I DID TOO." Simmons said in a angry manner
"Sure you did" Grif said sarcastically
Simmons walked away to his room a
a Red VS Blue fan-fiction
by Anastasia Marie Storle
At the project freelancer facility storage unit where the guys and Agent Washington an Agent Carolina
"Caboose i don't know if i can pull him out of the unit" Washington said to caboose
"Please Mr. washingtub try" caboose said with a choke in his throat after hearing that this time his best friend was gone forever.
"Man i hope he doesn't get like he did last time" said Simmons
(Back to "last time")
"oh no'' said Simmons
"What" said caboose
"It's shutting down i can't stop it if he's goanna get out he only has a couple seconds" Simmons replied
"Come on church" Caboose said
-noi